Funny family quotes

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One of the best things you can do is laugh with and about the people who’ve known you the longest. Looking for some funny family quotes? Here are 14 that I love! They’ll give you a good giggle.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns
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Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

Les Dawson

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Ray Romano

Older siblings are like your parents’ personal science fair. They’re a bunch of experiments.

Unknown

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

Jerry Seinfeld

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Harry S. Truman
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Homer Simpson

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.

Jerry Seinfeld

When you’re a little kid, you look forward to getting bigger, too bad little sisters are stuck in that role forever!

Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

Leo J Burke

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Chelsea Handler

Know any funny family quotes? Drop them below and I’ll add them to the list.

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  1. Tammy

    I love this! Great to see a light-hearted post. Thank you and keep up the great work.

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